Monday 20 May 2013

'SLURP' IS A WORD THAT I USE FREQUENTLY.. BUT DO YOU REMEMBER WHO SANG "SLURP"?

Dear Readers.. be bold, no-one is going to laugh at YOU, hazard a guess! Do the Fangdango, shake, rattle and roll those grey cells, come along now!

'They'.. the singer was very sexy.. no, I am not giving YOU their sex, I might as well tell YOU their name. 

Well, WE will just sit here until some bright spark gives the answer, there must be someone as old as SHE who remembers this song.

OK.. To make YOU all think and stir YOUR cells a bit.. here is a question for YOU all. Why do the manufacturers of washing machines make the legs so short? 

This combined with the fact that the filter is right at the bottom of the casing, means that no dish or water catcher can be squeezed underneath, yes, that is right, water goes allover the floor. They are such dumb dudus, no Browny points for them. 

The washing machine engineer is coming between 11am & 1pm, SHE stripped the machine down so that he can start work immediately he arrives.

SHE found lots of Soda Crystals in the store room, every drain has been treated to half a bottle of Soda and 3 litres of boiling water, I don't envy any bug or slime that was loitering in those drains! 

SHE is off out, have any of YOU come up with the song yet? WE see SIX Dear Readers are in Turkey, maybe they are 'slurping' coffee!

I am going too so I will give YOU a clue, it was not food that was going 'slurp', it was Oil..

Answers to be written in MY comments please.

GeeGee Parrot.
May 20th, 2013.

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