Friday 24 May 2013

MUD MUD GLORIOUS MUD.. NOTHING QUITE LIKE IT FOR COOLING THE BLOOD..

Huh.. well, that is not necessary, it is 48 degrees Fahrenheit here in deepest Knightsbridge. Yes, YOU did read that correctly and it is raining.

It is May 24th, 'summer' officially starts June 1st, so 'somebody' had better get their act into gear, get a grip of weather and tell it to cheer up, quickly. 

So much for spending the long Bank Holiday at the allotments, it's far too cold and wet to go out there. 

However, grass and weeds are having a simply wonderful time and YOU may recall that SHE complained earlier about a couple of extremely unwelcome guests, Cow Parsley and Goose Grass. 

WE don't know which rank that Goose held but he has flown squadrons in and they have now landed everywhere! Nowhere is free of this pesky weed, why, he is even 'chatting' up Clematis! 

WE have gone back to snuggle in bed, SHE had all HER hair cut off today! SHE now has a bare neck and it is far too cold to trot about out there for no special reason. WE have food in cupboards and that chilly white larder in YumYum HQ. YOU know him as refrigerator.

Oh, I do have something very strange to tell YOU. SHE never drinks fizzy or canned drinks and last opened a bottle of Coca Cola nine years ago, it is very good at stripping metal, they used it for this in the metal restoration workshop so SHE would never drink it. 

So can anyone explain as to how a can of 'Diet Coke' has suddenly appeared in OUR refrigerator! It was sitting there on the second shelf right infront of HER when SHE opened the door last night.. most odd.. most peculiar, in fact.

WE have just had a very late lunch, SHE is tapping this, then WE will snooze for little while, SHE is still not sleeping properly, so boring. WE have things to do later. 

Sadly, with it being so wet, there will be no fresh 
Rosemary for those Goaty folk tomorrow, SHE will see their mum at wobbly Wimbledon and hopes that they will accept HER apologies.

Snooze time.. 

GeeGee Parrot.
May 24th, 2013.

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