YOU, Dear Readers, know that HER favourite way to say 'lies' is gross fibs.. but which ever way people describe them. I do wish people would not tell them!
For they do not realise the trap they have just walked into and that went 'snap' like old Alligator's jaw, trapping them forever.
For it is brave person who 'fess'es up' to telling untruths and so they have to remember all the details of the porky-pie.. SO exhausting..
I am afraid that in OUR home.. there is none of that allowed..
If SHE says "Did YOU do that?" I have very few options. I can hang MY head, thereby exposing nape and vulnerability and hope that SHE strokes it and that all thoughts fly from HER brain about which ever norty thing it is that I have done, which I should not have done.. are YOU there yet?
OR.. norty old Mr. Nip will come out of nowhere and take one of his best out of HER finger, if this happens, I have to make quite sure that the exit route is clearly lit, 'cos SHE ain't going to be pleased. No Sir'ree. SHE will not be a happy camper!
Then the worst happens.. NO NO, SHE never would do any evilness to an animal, it is much worse than that. SHE goes out of the room and goes about HER stuff, stays in the flat but not with ME, I am left on MY own and SHE does not talk to ME..
So, I have to grovel and weasel MY way back into HER good books and heart, oh, it makes ME shivver just to think about it, so very glad Nip has not been seen for many a month.. norty old Nip.
SHE is off on a jaunt today, with old Wicker so it is not to the garden.. I think it is to order 30 metres of clear pipe.
Those very kind men at the Ironmongers shop in Streatham, they are all Allotment Holders so they quite understand about how it is SO different from gardening around a house.. very different
So think about it folks.. tell the truth and go on with YOUR day.. pip pip.. chocks away!
GeeGee Parrot.
May 9th, 2013.
For they do not realise the trap they have just walked into and that went 'snap' like old Alligator's jaw, trapping them forever.
For it is brave person who 'fess'es up' to telling untruths and so they have to remember all the details of the porky-pie.. SO exhausting..
I am afraid that in OUR home.. there is none of that allowed..
If SHE says "Did YOU do that?" I have very few options. I can hang MY head, thereby exposing nape and vulnerability and hope that SHE strokes it and that all thoughts fly from HER brain about which ever norty thing it is that I have done, which I should not have done.. are YOU there yet?
OR.. norty old Mr. Nip will come out of nowhere and take one of his best out of HER finger, if this happens, I have to make quite sure that the exit route is clearly lit, 'cos SHE ain't going to be pleased. No Sir'ree. SHE will not be a happy camper!
Then the worst happens.. NO NO, SHE never would do any evilness to an animal, it is much worse than that. SHE goes out of the room and goes about HER stuff, stays in the flat but not with ME, I am left on MY own and SHE does not talk to ME..
So, I have to grovel and weasel MY way back into HER good books and heart, oh, it makes ME shivver just to think about it, so very glad Nip has not been seen for many a month.. norty old Nip.
SHE is off on a jaunt today, with old Wicker so it is not to the garden.. I think it is to order 30 metres of clear pipe.
Those very kind men at the Ironmongers shop in Streatham, they are all Allotment Holders so they quite understand about how it is SO different from gardening around a house.. very different
So think about it folks.. tell the truth and go on with YOUR day.. pip pip.. chocks away!
GeeGee Parrot.
May 9th, 2013.
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