"But Diamonds are a gurls best friend.. a kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental on that Pea-nut Shack or help YOU at laundromat!"
"Please sing it to the original tune.. what'ta YOU mean.. YOU don't know da original tune! How old are YOU, does your mama know YOU read deese d'ings on de web?"
Well, it is quite obvious - even to ME - that Ole Wind is under HER tail today! SHE has been very busy interfering with MY person, kissing MY tumtum and scratching MY nape, fiddling with toes and generally behaving in very cheeky fashion.. but hey, it is Sunday.. have to allow ole dear some 'time out' occasionally, all work and no play makes for far too sober folk.. and WE don't want that, do WE?
OK.. true to MY words last night.. I said I would tell YOU all about that lurvely surprise SHE received yesterday..
Cousin Bruce telephoned from Isle of Man to ask her if certain dates were free? "Why did he do that?".. I hear YOU ask
Because his brother, also HER cousin.. "hey YOU, at the back there.. keep up with all the rest of Dear Readers please".. but called Steve, is a'getting married and would SHE join rest of family at Wedderburn Castle, in Scotland, to celebrate this?
Would SHE go? Is MY bum red? Do I fly? SHE's a'goin.. I am not, I will go to stay at Aviary but that's ok.. SHE will take that chuff-chuff to Berwick-on-Tweed, then car to Duns.
Ooooh, SHE hasn't been to a 'supa-dupa-bash aka hoolie' like this since Shannon Tolar married Chalva Tchkotoua on the West Coast of Ireland in 2000..
SHE remembers the day SHE introduced them.. June 16th, 1996.. location.. Casey & Tom Tolar's apartment in NYC.. SHE was staying in very swish apartment on Fifth Avenue belonging to Olivia Thompson of Fairchild Publications.
Chalva had jurst come for a cup of tea on his way back from working out at gym.. was in shorts and tea shirt.. a bit reluctant to come to the Tolars but SHE 'bullied' him.. Look on Shannon's face when SHE introduced her to him will forever be remembered by HER and Tom Tolar.. they have two sons..
Bruce told HER to pack gum-boots.. apparently 'Highland Games' are to be played morning of wedding.. note to HER.. pack Arnica Gel and Rescue Remedy (large bottle)..
Yee-Harr.. no.. that's Rodeo talk.. oh, but it is so exciting, let us hope SHE gets that norty wiggle on and learns how to post photos onto MY Blog before too long.. "Go to Apple", I keep saying.. but all SHE does is pull out another Recipe Book.. YOU 'see' what I have to put up with.. sigh.
GeeGee Parrot.
September 2nd, 2012.
"Please sing it to the original tune.. what'ta YOU mean.. YOU don't know da original tune! How old are YOU, does your mama know YOU read deese d'ings on de web?"
Well, it is quite obvious - even to ME - that Ole Wind is under HER tail today! SHE has been very busy interfering with MY person, kissing MY tumtum and scratching MY nape, fiddling with toes and generally behaving in very cheeky fashion.. but hey, it is Sunday.. have to allow ole dear some 'time out' occasionally, all work and no play makes for far too sober folk.. and WE don't want that, do WE?
OK.. true to MY words last night.. I said I would tell YOU all about that lurvely surprise SHE received yesterday..
Cousin Bruce telephoned from Isle of Man to ask her if certain dates were free? "Why did he do that?".. I hear YOU ask
Because his brother, also HER cousin.. "hey YOU, at the back there.. keep up with all the rest of Dear Readers please".. but called Steve, is a'getting married and would SHE join rest of family at Wedderburn Castle, in Scotland, to celebrate this?
Would SHE go? Is MY bum red? Do I fly? SHE's a'goin.. I am not, I will go to stay at Aviary but that's ok.. SHE will take that chuff-chuff to Berwick-on-Tweed, then car to Duns.
Ooooh, SHE hasn't been to a 'supa-dupa-bash aka hoolie' like this since Shannon Tolar married Chalva Tchkotoua on the West Coast of Ireland in 2000..
SHE remembers the day SHE introduced them.. June 16th, 1996.. location.. Casey & Tom Tolar's apartment in NYC.. SHE was staying in very swish apartment on Fifth Avenue belonging to Olivia Thompson of Fairchild Publications.
Chalva had jurst come for a cup of tea on his way back from working out at gym.. was in shorts and tea shirt.. a bit reluctant to come to the Tolars but SHE 'bullied' him.. Look on Shannon's face when SHE introduced her to him will forever be remembered by HER and Tom Tolar.. they have two sons..
Bruce told HER to pack gum-boots.. apparently 'Highland Games' are to be played morning of wedding.. note to HER.. pack Arnica Gel and Rescue Remedy (large bottle)..
Yee-Harr.. no.. that's Rodeo talk.. oh, but it is so exciting, let us hope SHE gets that norty wiggle on and learns how to post photos onto MY Blog before too long.. "Go to Apple", I keep saying.. but all SHE does is pull out another Recipe Book.. YOU 'see' what I have to put up with.. sigh.
GeeGee Parrot.
September 2nd, 2012.
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