Thursday 15 January 2015

OH DEARIE ME.. I CAN NO LONGER MUTTER RUDE PHRASES OR WORDS IN HER DIRECTION.. THEY GAVE HER NEW HEARING AIDS!

She has been thinking that her hearing, which is dreadful to say the least, has been getting worse.

So along with the majority of this metropolis, she got up early in order to get on a bus, then she disappeared down a hole and went by underground to the Audiology Dept of her hospital.

A slip of a thing.. this means a very young girl in proper speech.. called her name and off they went into an office.

"What seems to be the problem" asked the technician and listen to her tale of woe. "How old are they, ah.. here's the answer to the problem, they're over five years old and the base unit needs to be changed, this is easy, but I am going to suggest that you come in for a hearing test and we look at what is going on with your hearing levels".

New base units were hooked up to the computer, the computer computed the information that it had stored in its' memory about her hearing levels, then the new units were slipped into her hears.. and as if by magic.. she could hear everything! Oh.. yippee..

Clever 'slip' of a thing!

Many thanks were given.. now out into what was suddenly a very noisy world! But at least when she goes out to dinner tonight, she will be able to hear what people say to her.

Unfortunately this also means she can now hear even the smallest rustle of a feather and know what I am doing.. I used to be able to do and get away with all sorts of naughty things.. sigh.

GeeGee Parrot.
January 13th, 2015.

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