Other People's Voices.

When the sky is grey and WE are blue, what are GURLS supposed to do?

For a start... laughter is very good for you, it exercises lots of muscles and YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY "use it.. or lose it".. I do so think it is a great pity that a lot of these celebrities don't realise this.

AND MY DEARS...

HAVE YOU seen a recent photo of the Italian woman who is married to the little 'big' man of France recently? Goodness gracious me, WHAT has she done to herself? From having 'quite an interesting face', she now looks not unlike one of those small furry creatures that I meet when I go MY Aviary, aka the pet shop, you know what I mean, the breed of animal that store their grub in their chops but this one that has just had a very nasty fright!

She doesn't look anything like she used to, it is a very good thing her baby is not old enough to remember what she looked before or it would be very confused.

Other people's voices is the title of this post and I need to explain to most of YOU about MY 'other voices'. You have already read about Mysterious Man but have yet to hear about Cat, Chicken, BIG Dog, Duck, little Jack Parker, Ansa-phone, landline, multiple Mobiles.

SHE forbids ME to learn Dyson.. I wonder why?

Let's start with Little Jack Parker... He is a miniature Dachshund who lives about ten houses away up our street. His Human, whose name I don't know, has a friend who lives in the house next door to us and Human used to stand and chat to his friend, little Jack Parker would only stand still for about five minutes before he started to yap.. sorry Jack, I do know what a bark sounds like and you don't make that sound... So "yap, yap, yap", draw breath " yap, yap, yap" went on most days.

So what is a Parrot to do? Mimic the yap, of course, nothing else to do when SHE is out and about and ONE has stupidly shredded today's paper before reading it Not a clever thing to do.

She was most curious as to how and where I had heard this (very) annoying noise and learnt it without being introduced to a yappy dog. Then ONE day, SHE was walking down our street and from behind HER came "yap, yap, yap" in exactly the same tone and cadence as 'MY' "yap" that I so annoyed HER with. SHE turned around and there, bustling along towards HER on the pavement with Dog Human on his lead, was a very smart, highly polished Black & Tan minature Dachshund.

SHE said to the dog "ok, Little Dog, and where do YOU live and how come GeeGee speaks like you"? Dog Human on the lead said "what do you mean", so SHE had to explain that HER GeeGee Parrot spoke in the voice of his dog... Dog Human on lead laughed and said "we have a friend who lives next door to you and if I spend more than a very short time talking, Jack Parker, for that is HIS name, begins to yap".

So, the mystery of Little Jack Parker's voice was solved!

The other noises... Well, how do YOU think I have learnt them? Telephone Voices & Ansa-phone are a NO Brainer, but the first person who sends the RIGHT answer into The Comment Box with the solution to all the other voices that I can speak, will win A RED TAIL FEATHER....

I hope you'll all put YOUR thinking caps on and enter into this amusing bit of nonsense!

You HAVE to laugh and smile for laughing and smiling means that YOU excercise those facial muscles keeping them fit and toned and fit and toned muscles hold everything UP!

GeeGeeParrot.
January 16th, 2012.