Dear Readers, SHE was told something today so wonderfully funny that it caused HER to say "NO" in disbelief.. but, apparently, it is true and it is still making HER chuckle several hours later.
Unfortunately, for YOU, SHE is not going to spill ze beans and tell YOU the story.. well, WE do have to have some secrets around here!
So what has been going on around here?
No gardening, that is for sure! SHE says it is too cold, as it is or should officially be classified as Brass Monkey Weather, the Asparagus bed has not been weeded yet nor have the Apples or Pear trees been pruned and it is too wet for anything to be planted.
In fact, it is a disaster zone but at least WE are not under water. HER plots are, officially, on one of London's Flood Plains and although those poor old Brassicas will be having a hard time of it, IF they are still alive, YOU know that norty MR.Weed will be growing whatever the weather and as for old Mr.Couch Grass.. well.. sigh, is all SHE says.
Plus those exceedingly rude words that I would not dream of writing down Dear Readers, WE do like YOU awake.. not comatose with shock!
So what else should SHE be up to instead of being gainfully employed giving those poor worms a nasty shock by showing them see daylight.
Well.. for a start. WE are in one of the world's greatest cities.. London and lookie lookie, there is so much to do and see, for it is a big world out there!
So much to see and marvel at.. all SHE has to do is go and do it.. ignore this filthy wet weather and do it.
I, meanwhile, will stay and snooze on a comfy door, have mini snackets and watery dips in MY water dish and await HER return, bringing with HER more Tales of Tales to tell YOU.
But I must confess to having a wish, two wishes actually, I wish for skies of blue and warm sunny days and eating OUR own just picked asparagus and home grown purple sprouting brocolli which WE eat with lots and lots of proper home made hollandaise sauce.. slurp.
GeeGee Parrot.
February 6th, 2014.
Unfortunately, for YOU, SHE is not going to spill ze beans and tell YOU the story.. well, WE do have to have some secrets around here!
So what has been going on around here?
No gardening, that is for sure! SHE says it is too cold, as it is or should officially be classified as Brass Monkey Weather, the Asparagus bed has not been weeded yet nor have the Apples or Pear trees been pruned and it is too wet for anything to be planted.
In fact, it is a disaster zone but at least WE are not under water. HER plots are, officially, on one of London's Flood Plains and although those poor old Brassicas will be having a hard time of it, IF they are still alive, YOU know that norty MR.Weed will be growing whatever the weather and as for old Mr.Couch Grass.. well.. sigh, is all SHE says.
Plus those exceedingly rude words that I would not dream of writing down Dear Readers, WE do like YOU awake.. not comatose with shock!
So what else should SHE be up to instead of being gainfully employed giving those poor worms a nasty shock by showing them see daylight.
Well.. for a start. WE are in one of the world's greatest cities.. London and lookie lookie, there is so much to do and see, for it is a big world out there!
So much to see and marvel at.. all SHE has to do is go and do it.. ignore this filthy wet weather and do it.
I, meanwhile, will stay and snooze on a comfy door, have mini snackets and watery dips in MY water dish and await HER return, bringing with HER more Tales of Tales to tell YOU.
But I must confess to having a wish, two wishes actually, I wish for skies of blue and warm sunny days and eating OUR own just picked asparagus and home grown purple sprouting brocolli which WE eat with lots and lots of proper home made hollandaise sauce.. slurp.
GeeGee Parrot.
February 6th, 2014.
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