Tuesday 17 March 2015

ON HOW TO BE LAZY.. AND THE CAT WHO TOOK REVENGE!

LAZY DAY TUESDAY..

Went like this.. slept in later than normal. Got up sloowwly, sleepy Parrot clambered ~ equally slowly ~ out of cage, rubbed Beaky against Nose, went to bathroom for a lick and a promise. DID teeth but didn't get dressed into 'day' clothes.

Chilly white larder gave up treasures of butter and Goaty cheese. Butter plopped into small sauce pan, melted, egg went in plop, got a quick stir.. plopped out onto a small plate.. we squabbled over who ate which bit. Such was the start to our lazy day.. but then the world started to get in on our act.

Telephone started ringing, emails plopped into in-box. People wanting to know "what's going on?".

"Not a lot today", she said, she is going to see an old friend whose clothes she used to make.. gulp.. over twenty years ago.. this 'wretched' woman is as slim as ever and sent a photo of her in a suit she made for her in 1993! "Me in my favourite evening suit" was the caption! Grr, she's 30 lbs heavier!

On entirely another subject.. How come newspapers sneak in and pile up like they do?

Eh.. you all know that she is a news junky.. but, oh goodness me, we have seen a wonderfully silly article today.. we told you several days ago about the dogs trashing the man's car in China.

Well, today there is an article about a cat who was shoved off a chair by his guitar playing owner and then given the boot.. steady on there Leigh and Debbie..

The cat thought "HUH" to that and proceeded to get his own back.. but not by waiting 24 hours like the dog.. he went up the open staircase behind the chair and 'whoops'.. down fell a flower pot with a plant inside it right on to the man's head!

The next photo.. the man was obviously being filmed because of his guitar playing.. showed the man clutching his head.. One may not 'read' the Daily Mail for its' editorial content but for sheer fun, you cannot beat it for brilliantly funny, and wonderfully silly photos!

Ok.. it is putting on outside clothes time.. this means I get to go and sleep a bit.. aka doze.. then she will come home with news from the big outside world..

OH.. and this is to reassure those of you who trust her with VERY confidential information. Yes, she does remember everything she is told by her friends but all of it is locked away in an extremely secret compartment marked "NOT FOR GENERAL KNOWLEDGE"..

Don't forget to drink Guinness today? It's St.Patrick's Day! SHAM (& ANIMALS) ROCK.. heehee.. Toodle-Pip.

GeeGee Parrot.
March 17th, 2015.

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