Wednesday, 28 May 2014

THE THREE LINE WHIP FROM HEREFORDSHIRE..

Dear Readers, you will, unless you have no sense of the ridiculous, (in which case how come you're reading this Blog?) love what I am going to tell you.. heehee, it made her laugh.

Now please remember Pal Sally in Herefordshire 
put the 'mockers' on the weather to prevent her going out and giving shed and terrace a 'good' going over, so she did one to YumYum HQ instead.

Now you know what I mean: cupboard doors, the fridge door, the front of dishwasher and the floor can and do get grubby, so I told a tale of her yesterday using white vinegar, which has pieces of lemon rind and a few drops of essential oil of lemon in it, to clean the before mentioned.

The post went to the Pal, whose response we have just read.. please don't have anything in your mouth when you read the following paragraph. 

Just to give you some background info on Pal Sally, she is a wife, mother and grand-mother and is still sane so she can't be that daft and she does have a good command of the English language.

Are you ready? Pal Sally wrote.

"I said take it easy, that was not a suggestion, it was a three line whip.......so what precisely are you doing with all that vinegar and scrubbing things.......stop darling girl, stop......read a book, knit a sock (wait for it), study the inside of your eyelids.....please.
Sx

I swear there must be something about that old house, for most of the Rothschild family who grew up there and a lot of the 'Arts' girls are not 'exactly' normal, yes, Pal Sally was also at that extraordinary school.

So that is what we will do and the Tale of her exciting day today will be told tomorrow, for although it is only just after eight of the evening clock, we are going to go to our beds and will study the insides of our eyelids.

PipPip Dear Readers PipPip.

GeeGee Parrot.
May 28th, 2014.

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