WHO WANTS A REDDY?

Dear Readers, please do not do that.. remember MY ears are very sensitive, jurst like Bat, I hear smallest noise.. but YOU lot live all over world, how come YOU all shout at same time?

Back to 'Who wants a Reddy'.. Heehee.. YOU do not get them for nothing. Oh no, three ways YOU could come to know answer to this question.

1. YOU could put brain into gear and work it out.

2. Answer will come to YOU in flash of brilliance.

3. YOU will guess answer.

Yes, for being of extraordinarily good humour this morning, I am giving YOU, Dear Reader, another chance to win rarest of things.. one of MY Tail Feathers.. aka a Reddy. But, I don't jurst give them away, oh INDEEDY no, YOU have to scratch head, do Fandango and come up with answer to question.. which is.. drum roll please.

How did I learn to speak Chicken and Duck?

You mean YOU did not know I was able to.. have YOU been asleep again? Really.. what is the point of ME beating Bird Brain to pulp if YOU are asleep, it really is TOO bad.. heehee.. come along now.. wake up!

All answers to be written in ENGLISH in Comments Box at end of this Post on MY Blog.

Moving swiftly along, too chilly to loiter... Listen up Dear Reader.. this is thrilling news.. HOT off stats list on MY Blog. WE have several NEW Dear Reader, TODAY on Stats are Lone Reader in Nederlands, Palestinian Territories, Sweden and Taiwan. Now YOU have to admit, the circulation of MY Blog is pretty amazing, is it not, considering it is written by African Grey Parrot and Human aka HER and all they want to do is make YOUR Facial muscles dance Fanfango and for YOU to have happy day..

How about that? Huh.. Are they really 'new' Readers or are they regular Readers out and about on jolly jaunt?

Whatever they are, it is splendid to see MY Blog winging way to new places. But before I leave subject of places.. WHAT happened to Dear Readers in Turkey? They disappeared several weeks ago, I wonder if Turkish Dear Readers were of different nationality and went back to where they came from?

And Russia, only ONE Dear Reader reading MY Blog in Russia today, MOST strange, Normally LOTS of Russians doing Fandango with Facial muscles, I hope MY Russian Readers .. oh, they may be busy, probably busy, work time in Russia.

First time WE have had any Readers from these new countries, WE welcome them and say WE hope they have splendidly strong tumtum muscles and lots of breath and their faces get used to doing Fandango Dance.. Read all MY Blog posts then YOU, NEW Dear Reader, will be up to speed on all these things and know Blog Lingo.. necessary as I am not YOUR usual Blog writer. In fact nothing usual about ME or HER.. SHE is most certainly unusual and so is our home.

Oh, no INDEEDY and other Dear Readers will tell YOU that MY aim is to make YOU have very sore tumtum muscles and be short of breath from laughing.. and enjoying self, please spread word of MY Blog, WE, yes it is WE, because although I am the Blogger, it has to be put onto the web by HER.. MY very special Human with whom I live, have to stick wing up and say I LURVE HER, We have been together nearly eight years. Happy years..

WE have NO ulterior motive for asking YOU to spread word of MY Blog, I am not trying to sell YOU dodgy items for tiny or vast sums of money, all I want is to make people happy..

AND.. let us say it loud and clear Dear Readers so that they can hear it in every country where NEW Dear Reader lives.. Fit and toned muscles keep everything up.. oh yes, indeedy they do.

So remember YOU lot, if YOU want to win a Reddy, YOU have to enter completion, got to be in it to win it.. so off YOU all go and scratch head and think of answer to question..

How did I learn how to speak Chicken and Duck.

"Have a nice day"..

GeeGee Parrot.
April 19th, 2012.