Off with their heads! Sack the whole department...
Dear Reader.. The online weather report AND the newspaper both forecasted bbbrrrrr, cold weather with rain.. and WHAT have WE got outside OUR front door? A bright and sunny day. Huh, how much do WE pay these people and which dodgy place did they go to learn how to read the weather satellite maps?
Never mind, moving swiftly along, at least WE have immaculately tidy home and SHE has scrub-a-dub-dubbed the outside steps and courtyard with soda, all the algae has gone off steps, they are now clean and free from dirt. SHE swept up leaves, tied climbing Apricot coloured Rose to wall with Raffia and pruned off dead twigs from Fig.. happy Fig who is wide awake with a huge amount of baby Figlets and lots and lots of very small bright green leaves.. not like all those very norty Figs at garden who are all still faassst asleep.
Fig, at home, lives in old wooden barrel, Fig has a deliciously pretty Rose for company but she grows in her own pot, SHE had Climbing Geraniums growing in Fig barrel but they died.. sad .. about two years ago and SHE did not replace them.
But somebody must have thought that Fig was lonely... and secretly dropped into earth some seeds... for guess who is living with Fig in barrel?
First of all, SHE noticed long, skinny green leaves, then tall spike appeared with buds.. "gggrrrr", SHE said to herself "norty women, I will dig them up when they have finished flowering", YOU see SHE thought that they were Spanish Bluebells who stand tall but do not have any scent.
But today, when SHE was pruning twigs off Fig, SHE saw to HER joy... No, not foreign ladies but English Bluebells, yes, Dear Reader, they have bowed their pretty heads and smell divine!
SHE says "Thank you very much" to kind bird who thought Fig was lonely.
This brings ME back to people who do not say those elusive words.. SHE and BiBi dearest spoke this morning, SHE told BIBi dearest whole Tale of person who wanted HER to do something for them and SHE wrote back telling them that WE had already done this on MY Blog and SHE posted the link.
I mean, Dear Reader, YOU live all over the world, I have Dear Reader in America, Australia & Austria, Bosnia & Brazil, Canada & China, Denmark, Estonia, France, Germany, Greece & Guernsey, Hungary, India & Italy, Japan, Lima, Isle of Man & Mexico, Norway, Oman, Russia, lots of YOU in Russia, Saudi Arabia, Scotland, Spain & Sudan, Turkey, Ukraine & United Arab Emirates, Wales.. and all the other countries where YOU are.. WHAT, I ask of YOU could or would get better exposure than YOU lot who read MY Blog most days?
BiBi dearest's reply was "that familiarity breeds contempt".. and YOU know what, she is right, clever BiBi dearest, for that is exactly what it is. Interesting how people show their true agenda without realising it.
SHE spoke to Debi-in-Sheffield briefly this morning, but Debi not having a great day.. chilly in Sheffield and so she was going to have a quiet day and 'go easy'.. sigh. Bad pain, WE think it should pack bag and leave Debi's house immediately, if not sooner.
I know what WE are having for supper... yub-a-dub-dub.. Spanish Tortilla.. OLE! Has to be, SHE has big pan on stove full with onions, garlic and potatoes cooking and bowl of lubbly-jubbly eggs is on the counter..
What do YOU do Dear Reader if someone gives you a 'Lemon'.... Well, YOU make Lemonade!
For instead of moping and saying "I could have gone to garden", SHE cleaned home inside and out, found pretty, obviously very shy English Ladies, for why else do they bow their heads, typed MY Blog and WE have Tortilla for supper... hop-diggetty-dog!
GeeGee Parrot.
April 15th, 2012.
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