Sunday 5 February 2012

Poor Goaty Family

Good afternoon to YOU all.

WE have received an extraordinary comment in the box attached to MY 'Latvian Readers' Post.

Those Goaty Folk down in Kent, who are having a bit of a chilly time of it, are obviously suffering from 'frozen brain' syndrome as they wrote they are 'never cheeky".

HELLO, are WE all singing from the same song sheet here, this is ME YOU are writing to, an African Grey Parrot, I am not some easily confused, numbskulled Orange Winged Amazon Parrot.

WE remember all those photographs that Ellie posted on Ellie's Blog, there are even one of your lot sticking their tongue out at David! NOT CHEEKY! I wouldn't dare to stick MY tongue out at HER, I might find MYSELF in Black Book and that, Dear Reader, is NOT where any sensible person wants to be.

So YOU are not cheeky huh. The person I feel sorry for is Ellie who has to 'deal' with YOU lot every day and is now up to her arm pits in snow and ice.. don't YOU dare behave badly whilst it is so ghastly. WE got a text from Ellie this morning saying that the conditions were dire and that she would not be at our Farmer's Market.

All WE can do is to send warm thoughts to Ellie and her bovine, canine, feline and Goaty Folk.

GeeGee Parrot.
February 5th, 2012.

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