Greetings from Frosty London.
Oooooh, what a chilly start to the day. It is obvious that Jack-the-lad-Frosty was out and about last night, he threw his icy ice around when he should have been in bed all tucked up and fast asleep. SHE knew yesterday that he would be up to no good when SHE was in the Market talking with Kaza, the sky was blue, a beautiful CLEAR blue sky, with no fluffy pillows, aka clouds, to prevent Jack spreading a thick and icy layer all over the place.
But SHE is ahead of Jack as SHE has anti-ice things that SHE straps onto the bottom of HER walking boots... and very clever things they are too, SHE also has ones for ice + snow, they have wires and studs that grip old icy snow and then SHE is safe to whizz about.
For most of the year, if one says "Frosty" in OUR house, I assume that ONE is talking about MY friend Mr. Frosty Tiger. He is usually to be found sitting on top of sitting room door and is such a nice chap that I hate to throw him on the floor so that I can do 'nibble-nibble' on top of door frame, he acts, I suppose, as Top-of-Door-Frame-Protector in OUR house.
The other two people who carry out this arduous task are Mr. Leo Lion and MY oldest friend of all.. Mr. Daffy Duck, YOU realise from HIS sir name, is a Fellow Avian and although HE speaks Duck and I speak Parrot, WE are tremendous friends. HE has lived here for much longer than ME and actually knew Dagga Parrot! But D-the-P didn't nibble door frames, so THEY has an entirely different relationship.
By the way... Someone has to teach HER how to get pictures from BIG computer onto MY Blog, Ellie Goaty Person says it is very easy but Ellie is much cleverer than HER where computers are concerned. SHE can't do it with iPad, it isn't possible, well, it probably is but SHE hasn't asked the guys at the Apple Store in Covent Garden how to do it and as sitting room is chilly (to say the least) SHE won't sit in there and use Laptop which has all HER photos tucked away inside him.
But, when SHE finally (if ever) gets Laptop, ME and Blog all together, I will be able to show YOU pictures of Mr. Daffy Duck and ME talking. And oh yes-indeedy WE talk because Mr. Daffy Duck has lots of Tales to tell ME, one at a time Dear Reader, one at a time, because HE goes away sometimes and then I am not privy to HIS endless store of stories.
I am having a Eureeka moment.. Why don't WE bring Laptop AND Router into snug warm bedroom?
When HE is away and Frosty is busy elsewhere, Mr. Leo Lion takes their place, I am a bit unsure of Mr. Leo Lion and after the news yesterday from Colchester Zoo about my friend Ash Barn Owl and his very sad demise.. I am even more unsure about him.
Poor Little Ash Barn Owl, apparently he hit his head on a window, got dis-orientated and flew TOO low over the Lion enclosure ... YOU probably read the sad story, so I won't finish... makes ME too sad. I was VERY wet-eyed when SHE read ME the story, what a dreadful shock for everyone.
What doesn't make ME sad is the thought of staying inside and AT home. SHE has to go out to the Post Office, vest, woollen tights, thick trousers, sweater, jerkin, woollen coat, scarf round neck, hat on head, phew, it makes me tired just to think of putting all those clothes on!
But out SHE must... I have proof read this so SHE can post it now.
GeeGee Parrot.
February 2nd, 2012.
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