A fight in el cantina

Que pasa... what is happening, ooh, there is a fight going on in OUR kitchen.

Honestly, YOU would think that there is enough room in there for them to behave properly, but no.. Foreign Food Brigade is in turmoil and up in whisk, they're all banging their favourite spoon and rattling saucepan lids.. such a palaver all because WE were having Chilli con Carne for supper but SHE decided that WE would have Ravioli with Tomato Sauce instead.. Gordon Bennett, such behaviour, such BAD behaviour. Chilli feels slighted and Ravioli is not being discreet about being the chosen one... oh dear, I hope this doesn't delay YumYum time?

But I have to tell YOU, very quietly so SHE doesn't hear, that SHE caused this froll-de-roll, because SHE brought home Cheese Tortilla Chips by mistake instead of Chilli flavoured ones... I turn Beak away from such things as I only eat the Chilli ones, SHE didn't think anyone would get their tomatoes in a twist and upon seeing HER mistake SHE got ole Ravioli out of Mr. Freezer, then two tins of Plum Tomatoes from store cupboard and several cloves of Garlic with which SHE has made HER very famous 'Calabrian' Garlic and Tomato Sauce.

And THAT, Dear Reader, was when those two hot blooded foods started muttering "Wooden Spoons at Dawn" and rattling their whisks... such nonsense hehehe and I made it worse, deliberately, by asking for some Italian Olives... I know, so NORTY of ME but really, such a fuss about who-gets-eaten-first.

Whatever next..

Well, actually, it isn't next, it should be 'Whatever Before'... because this morning Simon Playle sent US the funniest thing WE have seen in a very loonng time, it is on UTube and it is two dogs dining in a restaurant... oh, Jiminy Cricket WE laughed so much, not a word is spoken, they sit there with proper dog heads and human hands... it is so very, so very clever.. the human ... NO, YOU go and find it. WE laughed so much SHE had to telephone Cornelia and ask her to thank her husband for sending it to US.

SHE sent it onto a lot of HER friends and the responses are coming in fast and hysterically... WE would love to thank the people who made this, let alone congratulate the two stars, the dogs, who are wonderful and the waitress HAS to be commended for keeping a straight face!

Garlic and Tommie Tomtom Sauce... mouth wateringly SCRUMMYDUMPTIOUS stuff. Off WE go, please try and find the UTube link .. if I remember, I will get HER to write it down and I will post it on MY Blog for YOU tomorrow.

Adios.. whoooops I didn't mean to say that, it was a slip of Beak, I meant "Ciao"..

GeeGee Parrot.
February 15th, 2012.