Thursday 1 December 2016

DOLORES HAS ARRIVED.. YOU MAY WELL ASK.. WHO'S SHE,

Oh boy! Here, in deepest Knightsbridge for a week or so now, the skies have been Winter Blue, old Mr. Sun has shone but it an't half cold.. the nights are always below zero, which means the mornings are cold and the days creep slowly, very slowly up to the dizzy height to only about 8 degrees.

On Tuesday she went off to MailBox to get a box and packing materials for the gift that she gave to BUB for Christmas. Whilst she was there they gave her a box and some post. The box was from BUB.. aka Big Uncle Bruce.. who lives up on the Isle of Man.

She thanked them and went off to the Post Office to get BUB's package into the system so he would have it by Thursday via the two day system of Mister ParcelForce. And she brought BUB's package home.

And opened it in front of me, I was busy, strutting ma stuff on top of the bathroom door and suddenly, oh my goodness me! There was another GREY PARROT! She was shiny and scary! I fluffed every feather up.. like dogs do when they raise their hackles.. and let rip with a truly fearsome noise.

But did that stop it advancing upon me? NO! Witch had it in her hand and she touched Beaky with its' Beak! HaHa.. that's when I realised it wasn't real, panic over! It's a ceramic Macaw! I felt slightly foolish and inquired as to where this fancy person was going to live?

"Bathroom", said Witch. She's going to live on the small centre wall. And went off to telephone BUB to say "Thank you". " What are you going to call her" said BUB, "Why not Bibi?" "Ugh, no, we won't be calling her that 'cos we know a BiBi and we don't think very nice thoughts about her, please think of another name BUB" and just as Witch was about to say the name.. BUB beat her to it and said "Dolores".

So Dolores is presently resting until the Dolls House.. aka bathroom.. is finished, then mama will put her perch into the wall. So with the two stained glass African Greys, who live in YumYum, Dolores, who'll live in the bathroom and me who flies free, plus her, of course, you 'could' say it's a Full House.

GeeGee Parrot.
December 1st, 2016.

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