Huh.. well, wot do you expect from de jail bird! Word has reached me that her greed got the betta of her again today! Heehee and that the poison from the wheat struck at her within an hour! Those cheese and olive breads that they sell at Borough Market are loke catnip to her, I have told her that she ain't a cat but do you think she listens? Huh.. Fat chance!
Anyway, she got home safely, I'm not sure how 'cos it made her feel most peculiar and that wasn't the best day or time to feel like that when she had to come home from London Bridge to Green Park on the Jubilee Line with thousands of commuters all heading for Waterloo.
Ah well, seeing as to how I am still incarcerated in jail, there ain't anything I can do about it, is there?
She is off to Bartek tomorrow in search of IshPol for us and that Goaty mum. We haven't had any for months! True.. not just some gross fib or exaggeration. She is taking two tubs of Goat Curd with her as Glenn wants to stock some fresh cheeses and she thinks that this would fit one of the bill and that his customers would love it.
I am coming out on Monday now, in the afternoon. Yubba-dubba-doo! Can't wait! I will have been behind bars for three whole weeks! They're charming folks, the staff at the aviary and very sweet but it ain't home and as I've said before, they feed me bird food, need I say more?
Anyway, she's starting back on her regime! No naughty food is going to be consumed, this means NO breads from Borough and a slighly lesser amount of dairy in the way of cheese, she is, you see, quite capable of eating a whole Fremlins in one go, not all in the one big slurp but one slice is not enough and then, before she knows it, there's an empty wrapper!
But regime food in our house is very scrummydumptious, oh yes, it is truly slurp-the-durp! For it is hard boiled eggs and grapefruit with coffee, followed by meat or fish with vegetables and then some cheese with more vegetables. With fruits like blackberries from the allotments or our own apples and lots of water.
She's now 'pretty' small and is going through her clothes with a strict hand! Apart from very good coats or jackets, anything that is too big is leaving, she's wearing stuff that she wore in the '80's and '90's! Several pairs of slim cut MaxMara trousers, which need to be tailored as her hips are under 34", likewise several wool gaberdine Ungaro skirts that are ageless and tiny!
And now she's small on 'top' as well, for she measures 30", I am not going to give you the rest of her bra measurements. That's confidential but because of weight loss, new bras had to be bought, beloved Pat introduced her to a marvellous woman who is a lingerie expert. We will give you Ruth's full details when she is settled into her new premises.
Time for us dollies to go to bed, she got to do the routine that Moorfields taught her and to put in the last lot of antibiotics plus her normal drops.
Monday's getting closer.. that's very chirpful making, that is!
GeeGee Parrot.
September 9th, 2016.
Anyway, she got home safely, I'm not sure how 'cos it made her feel most peculiar and that wasn't the best day or time to feel like that when she had to come home from London Bridge to Green Park on the Jubilee Line with thousands of commuters all heading for Waterloo.
Ah well, seeing as to how I am still incarcerated in jail, there ain't anything I can do about it, is there?
She is off to Bartek tomorrow in search of IshPol for us and that Goaty mum. We haven't had any for months! True.. not just some gross fib or exaggeration. She is taking two tubs of Goat Curd with her as Glenn wants to stock some fresh cheeses and she thinks that this would fit one of the bill and that his customers would love it.
I am coming out on Monday now, in the afternoon. Yubba-dubba-doo! Can't wait! I will have been behind bars for three whole weeks! They're charming folks, the staff at the aviary and very sweet but it ain't home and as I've said before, they feed me bird food, need I say more?
Anyway, she's starting back on her regime! No naughty food is going to be consumed, this means NO breads from Borough and a slighly lesser amount of dairy in the way of cheese, she is, you see, quite capable of eating a whole Fremlins in one go, not all in the one big slurp but one slice is not enough and then, before she knows it, there's an empty wrapper!
But regime food in our house is very scrummydumptious, oh yes, it is truly slurp-the-durp! For it is hard boiled eggs and grapefruit with coffee, followed by meat or fish with vegetables and then some cheese with more vegetables. With fruits like blackberries from the allotments or our own apples and lots of water.
She's now 'pretty' small and is going through her clothes with a strict hand! Apart from very good coats or jackets, anything that is too big is leaving, she's wearing stuff that she wore in the '80's and '90's! Several pairs of slim cut MaxMara trousers, which need to be tailored as her hips are under 34", likewise several wool gaberdine Ungaro skirts that are ageless and tiny!
And now she's small on 'top' as well, for she measures 30", I am not going to give you the rest of her bra measurements. That's confidential but because of weight loss, new bras had to be bought, beloved Pat introduced her to a marvellous woman who is a lingerie expert. We will give you Ruth's full details when she is settled into her new premises.
Time for us dollies to go to bed, she got to do the routine that Moorfields taught her and to put in the last lot of antibiotics plus her normal drops.
Monday's getting closer.. that's very chirpful making, that is!
GeeGee Parrot.
September 9th, 2016.
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