Sunday 11 August 2013

JUNGLE JUICE.. MONKEY GLANDS?

Please Dear Readers.. don't blame ME for the lack of new posts on MY Blog.. it is all HER fault.. and both MY Blog and that poor garden are feeling mighty neglected! 

But there is no point in ME getting MY feathers bent out of shape.. so I will tell YOU a funny thing that happened to HER this last week. 

For a couple of weeks it was too hot to cook proper meals, SHE was feeling lazy so despite going to the market for fresh fruit and vegetables SHE had not been into Dickinsons, OUR very lubbly-jubbly butcher, on the North End Road.  

A by-product of this very hot and sunny weather is that SHE got a tan, HER skin tans easily and it suits HER.. SHE brews HER own special witches potions and oils which keep HER skin in good condition but when SHE walked into the butcher.. there was a collective gasp from three of the staff! 

It was Linda, whom SHE has known for many years, who said "good heavens lass, what are you taking, monkey glands or jungle juice, you look amazing!" 

And SHE told them the secret, the secret which all 
of YOU know, that is if YOU are up to speed on MY Blog, of Black Seed Oil. 

The seed is Black Cumin. SHE originally used it for sore joints, one day SHE rubbed the residue from a hand massage onto HER face.. the rest is history! 

And for this SHE thanks Gabi Flixeder, HER very lovely Austrian Kinesiologist who introduced HER to the oil. 

Linda was last seen hot-footing it across the street to the shop UR Supermarket who sell a bottle.

And SHE left the butchers with a large piece of delicious and very tender Bavette Steak.. I lurve this, it is such a scrummydumptious cut of beef.. slurp. 

But that was then and this is now.. WE are just about to break that norty fast.. with an omelette FULL of Goaty Curd.. oh, happy days are here again.. oh dum-de-dum, yes, Curd is back in that chilly white cupboard (fridge) to YOU. 

And in MY next Post.. I have news to tell YOU Dear Readers about SILVER AWARDS and other other nice things about several companies that YOU may not be aware of who sell fabulous things.

GeeGee Parrot.
August 11th, 2013.



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