Wednesday 27 March 2013

MON DIEU.. en France.

Dear Readers.. what a surprise WE have just had!

For SHE has just seen on OUR Stats that over the Channel or La Manche if YOU are on the other side.. we have six Dear Readers reading MY Blog!

Ooooh.. this is a record, for as YOU all know for over a year now, WE had that ONE Dear Reader.. and now WE have six.. SIX?

WE know that WE will never know.. keep up at the back, no slouching whilst reading MY Blog.

Today SHE has to go to the Post Office, for LuLu in New York, who, coincidently had a French Grandmother and whose daughter, Nora.. YOU will have read about Nora if YOU have read previous Posts.. she spent a year at the Sorbonne in Paris, she is no slouch, our gurl Nora.

Anyway, poor Lulu has sore paws.. from working on her computer, she is a writer but never fear, Dear Readers, YOU will get to read LuLu's book because SHE is going to make those poor old finger joints happy again!

For into the post to LuLu, SHE is putting a bottle of HER secret weapon against arthritis, cold and damp earth, computers etc, a bottle of magic oil.

For this oil, it may be the very same oil that our old friend Ali Baba used in his magic lamp, made 
HER finger joints and dodgy knee better and it will certainly work on computer damaged digits!

So SHE is off and so am I.. HER onto a route # 74 bus and ME by flap-flap to MY favourite perch.

What is this, I hear, disgruntled mumbling from YOU! Excusez MOI. Now, when have I ever been horrid to YOU? No, I have never been, so am I likely to leave all of YOU, MY Dear Readers, in the dark wondering what this magic oil is called?

No, of course, not.. so now go immediately, if not sooner, to purchase a bottle of.. 

Black Seed Oil.. L'huile de Cumin Noir.. 

Rub it into afflicted joints twice a day, every day..

Pip pip.. au revoir.. more later.. on a song..

GeeGee Parrot.
March 27th, 2013.

2 comments:

  1. Definitely I'll have to get some of this black stuff! Is it very dear?

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  2. Non, ma petite, c'est pas cher.. for 100mls elle paye peut-etre $6.00!!

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